Please forgive me, lovers of all things Old School. A very busy work schedule both in and out of the office threw a small monkey wrench in OSR productivity. No need to worry about this. I’ve talked to the boys in the lab, adjusted the disgronificator and added more bacon. Things are back up to speed.
When in doubt, assume a grizzly bear is robbing you
There’s something deep down Old School satisfying about a thief getting his comeuppance in style. This punk walked in a drugstore, handed a note that read, “gun, give me all oxycodone and methadone” and was rewarded with a good dose of pepper spray. And not just any pepper spray; she used grizzly bear deterrent pepper spray.
The store manager and “sprayer”, Susan Beller said, “The deciding factor for me was I know how far away law enforcement is here in Deer Park. I know that we are going to have to take care of ourselves.” You’re preaching to the Old School choir, sister.
For further edification, here’s the unsuccessful perp set to music.
Ron Swanson is probably the most Old School character on TV. I say, “probably” because to know this with certainty would indicate an non Old School level of TV watching. For a today’s dose of wisdom, check this list of Ron Swanson quotes. My favorite from this list is:
“I’m surrounded by a lot of women in this department. And that includes the men.”